Maths Magic

Good one

If one day.....

I Believe..............

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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya 
ke paste karna bhool gaye... 

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kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe 
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning... 
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain 
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown...
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down..

सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे?

सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे? 


नाते तुझे हळुवार जपायचे, 
आठवण आली की अलगद उमलायचे, 
नको करूस अट्टाहास, सांग कधी भेटायचे, 
दरवेळी मात्र मीच वीचारायचे, तु फक्त हो म्हणायचे, 
सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे? 

मन मात्र तुझ्याभोवती घुटमळायाचे, 
या वेडयामनाला कोण समजावयाचे? 
सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे? 
तुझ्या जवळ बसले असता मनं कधी गप्पा मारायचे. 
मनातले हे बोल सांग कधी कळायचे? 
सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे? 

नाही भेटले की डोळे अलगद ओले करायचे, 
सैर वैर झालेल्या मनाला गप्प मात्र मीच करायचे, 
येऊन घेशील मिठीत असे मीच म्हणायचे, 
सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे? 

फोन मात्र मीच करायचं, 
How.....R... U मात्र तू बोलायचे, 
तु दिसलास की डोळे भरून पहायचे, 
ऊघडले डोळे की ते मात्र स्वप्नच ठरायचे, 
सांग आठवण आली की काय करायचे?

12 or 13?

12 or 13?     

This is the cleverest email.

Please wait until the group changes positions.

Is it twelve or thirteen??

This will drive you crazy!
Where does the extra man come from?

Don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet!!

Magic

Google magic

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U & your birth date

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1.... If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2... If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3... If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4... If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5... If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6... If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7.... If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8.... If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1 You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & Wonderful children..... You are pioneer, independent & original... Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2 No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well... You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home). If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry... If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!! Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3 You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It ' s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone ' s attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won ' t be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it ' s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!! Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4 You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don ' t know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed... or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order... Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5 You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times ' coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it ' s your best teacher!!! Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6 Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don ' t care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives.. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of.... You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further... Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7 You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It ' s probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don ' t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!! Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8 You are a very strong personality, there ' s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Heart touching

गेल्याच आठवड्यात खरेदी केलेली नवी कोरी गाडी धुवून पुसून लख्ख करण्यात मग्न असलेल्या बापाचे आपल्या चार-पाच वर्षाच्या मुलाकडे लक्ष गेले. मुलगा दुसऱ्या बाजुला गाडीवर दगडाने रेघोट्या मारण्यात गुंतला होता. राग अनावर झालेल्या बापाने त्याचा हात खेचून दगड काढून घेतला आणि बोटे जोरातच दाबली. इवल्या जीवाला ते सहन झाले नाही. ते मुल कळवळले. त्याच्या रडण्याने भानावर आलेल्या बापाला वास्तवाची जाणिव झाली. ताबडतोब त्याने मुलाला दवाखान्यात दाखल केले. कोवळ्या बोटातील हाडात मल्टीपल फ्रॅक्चर झाले होते.
दुखऱ्या नजरेने त्याने बापाला विचारले "डॅ..डी, बोते कदी बरी होनाल?"
हवालदिल झालेल्या बापाच्या डोळ्यात अश्रू तरले. तो संदिग्ध मनाने दवाखान्या बाहेर आला. समोरच त्याची कार उभी होती. रागाने तो गाडीकडे आला आणि गाडीला जोर जोरात लाथा घालू लागला. शेवटी थकून आत पुढच्या सिटवर बसला. त्याला त्या रेघोट्या दृष्टीस पडल्या. न राहुन त्याने बाहेर येउन पाहीले. तर तिथे मुलाने लिहिले होते I Love you Dady!!!!!

Joke

वडिल - आमच्या काळात आम्ही फक्त दहा रुपये खिशात न्यायचो आणि भरपूर भाज्या , दूध , किराणा माल घेऊन यायचो. 

झंप्या - बाबा , आता ते शक्य नाही. आता सगळीकडे सीसीटीव्ही कॅमेरे लावलेले असतात.

Ram Ram Mandali....

Mukkya mhane.... :-D

Never be a Developer... :-D

Introduction:

Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester)  
Mukesh Thakur (Developer)  

 
Roshan D'Mello:  Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
 
Mukesh Thakur:  How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
 
 
 After 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.
  
 
After another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry
is not getting the sound.
 

After another 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use
head phones and then get the bug closed soon.
 
  
Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound
as 'TONG'.
 
Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
uniform?
Please close it.
 
 

Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep
Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces
Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces
Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all
machines.
 
 
 
Another 2 days later,
 
Mukesh Thakur :  Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both
The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.
 
 
 
Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug.
 
Mukesh Thakur :  What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for
re-opening?
 
Roshan D'Mello:  Sound intensity is different for machines placed at
different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.
 
 
 
After 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of
the
two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the
acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity
is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the
bugs.
 
 
 

After 1 year
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same
Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.
 
Mukesh Thakur : GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the
Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background
noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because
of background noice.
 
Roshan D'Mello :   No need for that. We will put the machines and run
them in vacuum and see.
 
Mukesh Thakur:   ??

  Result-----------------------

Mukesh Thakur is now in mental asylum while Roshan D'Mello has become QA Manager.

Arrange Marriage or Love Marriage????

अफलातून पाट्या

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CID Special

Now days TV show name are copy from Hindi song title.



Bade Acche Laggte Hai

Song: Bade achhe laggte hain
Ye Dharti ye nadiyaa ye raina (Aur...)
Aur Tum
Bade achhe laggte hain
Ye Dharti ye nadiyaa ye raina (Aur...)
Aur Tum

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Kuch Toh Log Kahenge

Song: Kuch To Log Kahenge
Logon Ka Kaam Hai Kehna
Chhodo Bekaar Ki Baaton Mein
Kahin Beet Na Jaaye Raina
Kuch To Log Kahenge
Logon Ka Kaam Hai Kehna

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Kya Huaa Tera Vaada

Song: kya Hua Tera Waada
Woh Kasam, Woh Iraada
Bhoolega Dil Jis Din Tumhe
Woh Din Zindagi Ka Aakhri Din Hoga
Kya Hua Tera Waada
Woh Kasam, Woh Iraada

--


Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hain

Song:
Phoolon Ka Taaron Ka Sabka Kehna Hai
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
Sari Umar Hame Sang Rehna Hai

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Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha

Song:

n bole tum naa maine kuchh kahaa
magar n jaane ayesaa kyo lagaa
ke dhoop mein khilaa hain chaand, din mein raat ho gayee
ke pyaar kee binaa kahe sune hee baat ho gayee

11 Best Tips to Get Noticed at Workplace

Who does not want to be in the eyes of their boss. A good connection with your boss can impact your job satisfaction as well. You might be fretting because your potential and talent goes unnoticed at work.

Here are few tips for improving your relationship with your boss and to get you noticed at work.

1. Make sure you look forward to the requirements of your boss. Try to deliver something beyond his expectations instead of regular results. Try to meet his needs before hand.

2. Make sure you interact well with your boss. Just talk about the concerns and how you want to tackle them. Regular one on one conversation is very important. Don’t wait for your boss to call on you. One should not sound frightened and too casual at the same time.

3. Get in touch with your peers and colleagues in different fields. So that you get to know about the company well. That will help you in anticipating the needs of your seniors. If possible, meet them regularly for lunch and find solutions for managers.

4. Taking initiative will definitely get you noticed. You should be the first one to take responsibilities and volunteer for various tasks or giving new ideas.

5. Time management always comes first and is perhaps most important mantra to step up the ladder of success. Learn to prioritize your work and complete all the tasks and assignments given on time.

6. Never indulge in wrong things at work that will taint the reputation of your boss. You really don’t have to be clingy and butter him/her. Justgive him respect and be open to criticism at the same time.

7. Also, make sure you don’t end up tarnishing your own reputation by indulging in gossip and backbiting. If it reaches the boss you will never be in his/her good books. Instead be witty and smart and build a good network.

8. Participate in extracurricular activities. You have to be punctual and proactive. You can work extra time and stay a little late after the work. Your presence will be definitely noticed by your superiors.

9. Leadership qualities are the intangibles most of the professional look in their employees. With leadership skills only you will become visible at work.

10. Keep yourself updated of all the events happening in your company. Also, check the updates of other competitor organizations to impress your boss. This shows that you are aware and well equipped with all the details in advance.

11. Lastly groom yourself. Your body language should not be weak. During meetings and presentations modulate your voice and maintain an even pitch. Watch your words and your expressions.

Here are few smart moves and by inculcating few habits you will become popular at work and your dedication towards work will definitely get noticed by your boss and other superior management.

Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…”
IT team : but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big….   and black?”

C No, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour)
IT :Fine, i understand ur requirement. But our system supports only buffalo…

C:..We need only elephant!
IT:Ok.. Let me see if i can customize”

 
Requirement taken : Client wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.
The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development!



At the Offshore Development Centre, 
 Design/Development – Base on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.
 
Finally the customization is shown to client


client looks ....


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….  and faints !!

Lays चिप्स के पैकेट में जो E631 लिखा है वह दर असल सूअर की चर्बी है। चाहो तो गूगल पर देख लो।
गब्बर की यही चीख भरी आवाज़ मेरे ज़हन में आई जब आज दोपहर आया एक एस एम एस पढ़ा मैंने, जो मेरे एक सहयोगी द्वारा भेजा गया था। SMS का संदेश था कि "Lays चिप्स के पैकेट में जो E631 लिखा है वह दर असल सूअर की चर्बी है। चाहो तो गूगल पर देख लो। " कमाल है ! शायद ही कोई भारतीय परिवार चिप्स आदि से बच पाया होगा!! मुझे तत्काल कुछ वर्षों पहले का वह समय या...द आने लगा जब MSG का पता चलने पर मैं हर स्टोर पर किसी खाद्य पदार्थ के पैकेट पर नज़रें गड़ा कर यह देखने लगा जाता था कि इसमे कहीं MSG तो नहीं। यह देख वहां का स्टाफ व्यंग्य भरी नज़रें लिए बताता था कि ये सस्ता है सर, ज़्यादा महंगा नहीं है! मै जब कहता कि कीमत नहीं देख रहा हूँ तो उनकी जिज्ञासा बढ़ती तब बताता कि यह क्या होता है। आजकल तो बड़े बड़े अक्षरों में खास तौर पर लिखा रहता है कि No MSG ऐसा ही कुछ वाकया ब्रुक बोंड की चाय-पत्ती के साथ हुआ था जिस पर पोस्ट लिखी थी मैंने कि किस तरह इतनी बड़ी कम्पनी लोगों को सरासर बेवकूफ बना रही है। बात हो रही E631 की। मैं दन्न से बाज़ार गया और Lays के पैकेट देखे कुछ नहीं दिखा। लेकिन मुझे याद आने लग पड़ा था कि इस तरह के कोड देखें हैं मैंने कुछ दिन पहले। शहर के दूसरे कोने वाल़े एक सुपर बाज़ार में भी कुछ नहीं दिखा तो स्टोर वालों से इस बारे में बात करने पर ज्ञात हुआ कि कुछ सप्ताह पहले आयातित चिप्स और बिस्किट लाए गए थे जो अब ख़त्म हो चुके। तब तक एक जिज्ञासु कर्मचारी कहीं से दो ऐसे पैकेट ले आया जिन्हें चूहों द्वारा कुतरे जाने पर अलग रख दिया गया था। उन में इस तरह के कोड थे जिस में वाकई 631 लिखा हुआ है अब मैंने गूगल की शरण ली तो पता चला कि कुछ अरसे पहले यह हंगामा पाकिस्तान में हुआ था जिस पर ढेरों आरोप और सफाइयां दस्तावेजों सहित मौजूद हैं । हैरत की बात यह दिखी कि इस पदार्थ को कई देशों में प्रतिबंधित किया गया है किन्तु अपने देश में धड़ल्ले से उपयोग हो रहा। मूल तौर पर यह पदार्थ सूअर और मछली की चर्बी से प्राप्त होता है और ज्यादातर नूडल्स, चिप्स में स्वाद बढाने के लिए किया जाता है। रसायन शास्त्र में इसे Disodium Inosinate कहा जाता है जिसका सूत्र है C10H11N4Na2O8P1 होता यह है कि अधिकतर (ठंडे) पश्चिमी देशों में सूअर का मांस बहुत पसंद किया जाता है। वहाँ तो बाकायदा इसके लिए हजारों की तादाद में सूअर फार्म हैं। सूअर ही ऐसा प्राणी है जिसमे सभी जानवरों से अधिक चर्बी होती है। दिक्कत यह है कि चर्बी से बचते हैं लोग। तो फिर इस बेकार चर्बी का क्या किया जाए? पहले तो इसे जला दिया जाता था लेकिन फिर दिमाग दौड़ा कर इसका उपयोग साबुन वगैरह में किया गया और यह हिट रहा। फिर तो इसका व्यापारिक जाल बन गया और तरह तरह के उपयोग होने लगे। नाम दिया गया 'पिग फैट' 1857 का वर्ष तो याद होगा आपको? उस समयकाल में बंदूकों की गोलियां पश्चिमी देशों से भारतीय उपमहाद्वीप में समुद्री राह से भेजी जाती थीं और उस महीनों लम्बे सफ़र में समुद्री आबोहवा से गोलियां खराब हो जाती थीं। तब उन पर सूअर चर्बी की परत चढ़ा कर भेजा जाने लगा। लेकिन गोलियां भरने के पहले उस परत को दांतों से काट कर अलग किया जाना होता था। यह तथ्य सामने आते ही जो क्रोध फैला उसकी परिणिति 1857 की क्रांति में हुई बताई जाती है। इससे परेशान हो अब इसे नाम दिया गया 'ऐनिमल फैट' ! मुस्लिम देशों में इसे गाय या भेड़ की चर्बी कह प्रचारित किया गया लेकिन इसके हलाल न होने से असंतोष थमा नहीं और इसे प्रतिबंधित कर दिया गया। बहुराष्ट्रीय कंपनियों की नींद उड़ गई। आखिर उनका 75 प्रतिशत कमाई मारी जा रही थी इन बातों से। हार कर एक राह निकाली गई। अब गुप्त संकेतो वाली भाषा का उपयोग करने की सोची गई जिसे केवल संबंधित विभाग ही जानें कि यह क्या है! आम उपभोक्ता अनजान रह सब हजम करता रहे। तब जनम हुआ E कोड का तब से यह E631 पदार्थ कई चीजों में उपयोग किया जाने लगा जिसमे मुख्य हैं टूथपेस्ट, शेविंग क्रीम, च्युंग गम, चॉकलेट, मिठाई, बिस्कुट, कोर्न फ्लैक्स, टॉफी, डिब्बाबंद खाद्य पदार्थ आदि। सूची में और भी नाम हो सकते हैं। हाँ, कुछ मल्टी- विटामिन की गोलियों में भी यह पदार्थ होता है। शिशुयों, किशोरों सहित अस्थमा और गठिया के रोगियों को इस E631 पदार्थ मिश्रित सामग्री को उपयोग नहीं करने की सलाह है लेकिन कम्पनियाँ कहती हैं कि इसकी कम मात्रा होने से कुछ नहीं होता। पिछले वर्ष खुशदीप सहगल जी ने एक पोस्ट में बताया था कि कुरकुरे में प्लास्टिक होने की खबर है चाहें तो एक दो टुकड़ों को जला कर देख लें। मैंने वैसा किया और पिघलते टपकते कुरकुरे को देख हैरान हो गया। अब लग रहा कि कहीं वह चर्बी का प्रभाव तो नहीं था!? अब बताया तो यही जा रहा है कि जहां भी किसी पदार्थ पर लिखा दिखे E100, E110, E120, E 140, E141, E153, E210, E213, E214, E216, E234, E252,E270, E280, E325, E326, E327, E334, E335, E336, E337, E422, E430, E431, E432, E433, E434, E435, E436, E440, E470, E471, E472, E473, E474, E475,E476, E477, E478, E481, E482, E483, E491, E492, E493, E494, E495, E542,E570, E572, E631, E635, E904 समझ लीजिए कि उसमे सूअर की चर्बी है। और कुछ जानना हो कि किस कोड वाल़े पदार्थ का उपयोग करने से किसे बचना चाहिए तो यह सूची देख लें || .......................... ​........जानकार ी " श्री बी. एस. पाबला जी " के ब्लॉग से ली गयी है ||
प्रभात कुमार भारद्वाज"परवाना"
(समाज सेवक)
(आल इंडिया नेशनल क्राएम रिपोर्टर)

"ट्रक किंवा रिक्शाच्या मागील सुविचार....! जय हो..!"

1) "बघतोस काय ? मुजरा कर .....!"
2) बघतोस काय रागाने, ओव्हरटेक केलय वाघाने!
3) "बघ माझी आठवण येते का ?"
4) ''पाहतेस काय प्रेमात पडशिल''
5) साधू नाही झालात तरी चालेल. संत नाही झालात तरी चालेल. पण माणूस व्हा माणूस.
6) अं हं. घाई करायची नाही तुम्च्या हॉर्नने सिग्नल बदलत नाही
7) तुच आहेस तुझ्या जेवणाचा शिल्पकार..'
8) 'अहो, इकडे पण बघा ना...'
9) "हे ईश्वरा सर्वांचं भलं कर..... पण सुरुवात माझ्यापासुन कर".
10) थांब लक्षुमी कुंकू लावते!
11) तुमचे लक्ष आमच्याकडे का?
12) "लायनीत घे ना भौ"
13) चिटके तो फटके!
14) राजे तुम्हि पुन्हा जन्माला या
15) अयोध्या,बेळगाव्,कारवार्,निपाणि,इंदौर्,गुलबर्गा,न्यू जर्सी,ह्युस्टन,सॅन्टा, सनिव्हेल, फ्रिमॉन्ट्, हेवर्ड,बिजिंग ह्यांच्यासह संयुक्त महाराष्ट्र झालाच पाहिजे.
16) १३ १३ १३ सुरूर !
17) "नाद खुळा"
18) "हाय हे असं हाय बग"
19) आई तुझा आशिर्वाद.
20) "सासरेबुवांची कृपा "
21) "आबा कावत्यात!"
22) पाहा पन प्रेमाणे
23) नवतीचा नखरा, गुलजार पाखरा, खरा न धरा, भैरोबा-भैरोबा स्मरा.
24) "हे तुम्हाला वाचता येत असेल तर तुम्ही फार जवळ आलेला आहात!"
25) अच्छा, टाटा, फिर मिलेंगे.
26) हरी ओम हरी, श्रीदेवी मेरी...
27) योग्य अंतर ठेवा वाहनामध्ये ...आणि ...मुलांमध्ये..
28) वाट पाहिन पण एस टी नेच जाईन.
29) गेले ते दिवस राहिल्या त्या आठवणी
30) हेही दिवस जातील
31) नाद नाही करायचा ढाण्या वाघाचा
32) घर कब आओगे?
33) १ १३ ६ रा
34) सायकल सोडून बोला
35) हॉर्न . ओके. प्लीज
36) "भीऊ नकोस, मी तुझ्या पुढे आहे"
37) एका एस. टी. च्या मागे (बहुधा ट्रक ड्रायव्हर्स ना उद्देशून)
38) तुमच्या वाहनात ऊस, कापूस, कणसं
39) माझ्या वाहनात लाख मोलाची माणसं याचा विचार करून गाडी चालवा
40) बाकईच्या मागे सापडलेली काही वाक्ये--
सुसाईड मशिन
मिसगाईडेड मिसाईल
मॉम सेज नो गल्स
41) एका ट्रक च्या मागे लिहले होते:
राजू, चिंटू , सोनू ....!
अणि खाली लिहले होते .....
बैंक ऑफ़ महाराष्ट्र याच्या सौजन्याने !
42) एका टेम्पोच्या मागे लिहिलेले: "मझाशी पैज लाऊ नाका लय भरी पडेल"
खाली लिहिले होते....
"ड्रायवर शिकत आहे" (बारीक़ अक्षरात)
43) अजस्त्र डंपरच्या पाठीमागे
उगीच हॉर्न वाजवू नये, तुला चिरडायला एक सेकंद पुरेल
44) एका टेम्पोच्या मागे..
आलात आनंद, बसलात अत्यानंद, उतरलात परमानंद!